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BIOGRAPHY BY RATCHET573
I was born on a different plane of human understanding than you. I was born in the world of human imagination, where dreams are reality and fictions are walking, talking entities. As a result of my birth I was surrounded by creatures from the minds of humans. I found out that I myself was just a thought taken life, allowed to live in this plane as long as the thought was relevant. The thought of my parents dead son will be with them forever, so I will live as long as my parents are alive, and perhaps even my younger brother.

While growing up in this plane, I met a young girl named Hatsune Miku. We grew to become bestest friends and eventually lovers. But when the plane fell from beneath my feet and I landed in the real world, the world where the gods of my world create the people who walk my plane, I was left without her. I found a doll of her and believed that she would forever be with me and could project herself through the doll. Using magic, she was able to do so and every night that I cuddle with the doll is a night I cuddle with my love, waiting for her to save me from this hellhole you call Earth.

In order to get back at my adversarys on the other plane I destroy all traces of them, killing their merchandise in the vague hope of someday relinquishing any memory of them and killing them in my plane. When I sleep, I sometimes am transported to my world and I get to see my love and we get to share each others' company. You humans throw me in a cell though! You call me crazy because you cannot comprehend the world beyond the mind! Listen to me! Let me save you from yourselves and help me get back to my wife! Quit feeding me anime because you believe me a crazy Otaku! I'm not! I'm a sane man who has seen many of these characters in the Plane and had conversations with them!

OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY BY POLICE CAPTAIN ANDY RICTUS
Caught outside of an anime convention stabbing an Orihime body pillow, Ratchet573 is the internet name of famed lunatic Ratchet573. After his mass stabbing of twelve body pillows and subsequent escape from police he was caught disguised as a Kaito cosplayer at another convention, his self-appointed mission the murder of all Naruto plushes. In the midst of setting one on fire in what one police officer called "The craziest thing I've ever seen a person do to a doll for a cartoon" he was caught and sent to prison for, among other things, destruction of property, stealing, and public nudity. He would eventually escape prison by digging a hole in the concrete floor of his cell using his forehead, which he later claimed was his using his psychic abilities. He wouldn't be seen for another year. But when police were called to a Chicago hotel room when a man's wife was found murdered in her bed, they realized they were dealing with Ratchet573 again. The man's wife, a body pillow of Himeji from Baka and Test, was torn to shreds. Police were led on a wild goose chase through Chicago as property was destroyed and the whole population was in total fear of the man known as the Wife Killer, the Pillow Stabber, the Anime Domine (which really wasn't as clever as it sounded), and, most notably, That Crazy Guy. Soon the police would find themselves one step ahead of him when, with the help of the FBI, they found that a fourteen year old female who lived near Wrigley Field bought a Naruto plush. They prepared a SWAT team nearby and had snipers watch the house. When a mysterious figure broke in, they went after him and took him down in the girl's room before he could destroy her Naruto plush.

Ratchet573 was sent to an asylum where his captors could do what they wish with him. First, they stole the Miku plush that he considered his wife and put it across the room where his chained up body could not reach her. When his wails and cries became too overbearing, they eventually gave her back but in exchange made him watch anime on a daily basis and review it. He never knows what they will hand him, whether it is good or bad. All he knows is that he and his wife, who he holds closely to his breast every minute of every day, will never give up in their quest for attaining access to the next life, a life of happiness that can only be obtained by conquering the hurdles set before them and eventually jumping a hurdle so high, they reach heaven.