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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone The movie starts with Gandalf using his e-cig to steal the light from a couple of lamp posts, because an invisibility spell would be too hard or something. What if someone looks out the window and sees him stealing light? Wouldn't that raise more questions than anything? And um...Hagrid the homeless Hell's Angel rides in on a flying motorcycle that has jet sound effects and a giant spotlight. Wouldn't that attract attention that turning off a couple streetlamps wouldn't fix? The wizards have come to drop off a baby at a place they know will be abusive and shitty, but rather than find a loving wizard fam

From October 2010 You're wondering who I am Machine or mannequin With parts made in Japan I am the modern man -Styx: Mr. Roboto I awoke to a bright, almost blinding light. I tried to cover my eyes, but my arms were restrained by some sort of cold, metal clamps. I tried to move, but I found no way to do so. My head was propped up with a pillow, so I could at least see that the light came from a surgeon's lamp. It was not pointing at my face, it was pointing at my chest, which had been cut open, an incision like an “I” made over my heart. The flaps of skin from each side were pulled back and my innards were revealed. I could see m